I’ve finally made it!
As a Texas business man. (tongue firmly planted in cheek)
Wednesday morning I leave on my first ever hunting/business trip. Pretty much my first hunting trip actually - unless you count the time when I was twelve and went duck hunting with my next door neighboors where I wasn’t allowed to wear my glasses (b/c the glare would apparently scare off the ducks) so spent several hours freezing and blind.
Of course I won’t actually be hunting, but I will be shooting guns - love to shoot guns - and doing “business”.
Next step is influencing Supreme Court decsisions while “hunting” with Cheney and Scalia.
Anyway, I won’t have access to cell-phone or Internet Wednesday morning through Thursday night.